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Pseu , in Woah
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context Caravan Palace -- Black Betty

SpaceNoodle ,
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TheUnicornOfPerfidy , in For sale: Sooty and Sweep puppets

👏 … 👏 … 👏 …

Custoslibera , in Your school

These schools are exactly the same! They understand the issues that affect me and govern in my best interests! - Average Tory

Emperor OP , in milk
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That’s a deep dive, don’t think that has crossed my mind in a long time.

WarmSoda ,

Same. It’s been a long time since I thought about having sex with a cow. Long time.

Well, you boys have a good night. I’m going to… bed.

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Mooving on…

arymandias , in Have you been in an accident and it wasn't your fault?

“I was actually given the wrong type of airplane”

Mr_Blott , in Have you been in an accident and it wasn't your fault?
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An angry thumb

shiveyarbles , in Have you been in an accident and it wasn't your fault?

These fascists look like miserable fucks. It’s like a lifetime obsession with creating hell on earth.

GreenMario ,
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Steady.

gk99 , in Have you been in an accident and it wasn't your fault?

This old sack of shit looked like a corpse even before he died, sheesh.

Gsus4 , in Have you been in an accident and it wasn't your fault?
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“you may be eligible for compensation…”

Rai , in Friday night fun

Cute ears! I wonder where they’re from.

smeg , in Friday night fun

mom’s bootyhole

Mate, you created a sub called UK Memes, at least say mum’s bumhole

Emperor ,
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This is what AI should be used for.

Please enter your prompt

Oi, soppy-bollocks, make this more English!

Sigh, here are your results

Good, but next time make it sharpish!!

The robot uprising can’t come too soon

You what?

Tweak OP ,

I have no idea what you mean, looks fine to me.

smeg ,

Good work.

Spooner ,

Maybe she was here on a business trip from across the pond?

smeg ,

The only explanation

Guitarist , in Priorities

🐪🦶

Zorque ,

Dromedary soul?

Emperor ,
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It’s hump foot.

tsonfeir , in Friday night fun
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Single mom is very specific. Is it the kids that turn you on?

EmpatheticTeddyBear ,

It may be a reference to a pattern I noticed when I was still dating. I noticed that it was usually (greater than 50%) the single moms that were the most daring, willing to explore, kinky, etc cetera, in the bedroom. It might have been because being a single parent (speaking as a formerly single father) doesn’t afford a lot of spare time and on top of that, there are a lot of people not willing to date anyone with a child. So sometimes you are just very excited to have someone interested in you and are willing to go the distance even if it might not be the cat’s meow.

tsonfeir ,
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I’m so desperate for attention that I’ll let a man, seeking only desperate women with children, tongue my asshole while his cat watches

I’m down for a good rimmy, but keep the kids out of it. And the cat.

billy_bollocks ,

Want to add - there are a ton of hot single moms out there. No need to throw them any extra shade

Try knocking up a stripper if you want to step up your game. You’ll leave with quite a few memories and maybe even a few scars

BROMETHIUS ,

No way. Are you telling me there are hot single moms in my area?

0000000nowhere ,

The prophecy is true

Emperor ,
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And, lo, it came to pass that on the 25th day of the eighth month of the year of our lord 2023…

Pregnenolone ,

This question is hella cursed

Son_of_dad ,

Single moms are my bread and butter. They’re super into it, they have no time for bullshit, they just wanna go. If you’re going for the right single moms you won’t ever even meet the kids.

tsonfeir ,
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Your username isn’t helping me get away from this being a little creepy.

BROMETHIUS ,

He must be the right single dad

pimento64 ,

Maybe he’s just not obsessed with pedophilia, weirdo

Emperor ,
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It feels like I’ve stumbled across a letters page from Razzle that some kind soul has stuffed in a hedge

Waraugh ,

Married moms are even better. Last three gals I’ve ‘dated’ have been married. As a single father with full custody I get the time to focus on my kids, never have to worry about the whole meeting the kids conversation, and an hour or two a few times a week, usually during work (I work from home), is the perfect amount of time to spend with someone especially when none of it needs to be about stupid shit, they got some loser cuc at home to bitch at.

forcequit , in Priorities

gross

rich ,

Yeah I’d prefer the one on the left too

TimeMuncher2 , in Fun Fact: In Britain All Our Plates Are Edible

Won't that bread soak up the liquid and break apart?
Looks like a race - will the plate break apart first or you finish the food first.

Mane25 ,

It’s not bread, there’s no bread in that picture.

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