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superkret ,

Wait, you didn’t even install Linux?
This isn’t c/wallpapermemes, you know!

dullbananas OP ,
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I tried it but I can’t tolerate it crashing every time I close and reopen the laptop

smb ,

i would not trust hardware from a vendor that puts hardwired backdoors into physical memory… you’ld undermine any security the OS could give you.

cmnybo ,

Unless you’re using ancient hardware, you already have an internet connected back door in your CPU.

SilentObserver ,

pulls out abacus

“Not today fedboys! Now, how do I listen to Taylor’s latest single on this?”

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Use it as a harp?

If it doesn’t work check for viruses, defragment your balls, and satanise your beads. Maybe you just need to download more orbs?

smb ,

you already have an internet connected back door in your CPU.

unless you’re running your own gsm station and let your cpu’s safely connect to it, and use that connection for additional snmp monitoring data?

ryannathans ,

I believe that’s Intel only, AMD’s isn’t internet connected

Oha ,

Pulls out thinkpad with coreboot Not today assholes

SpaceNoodle , (edited )

A MacBoo is what your Apple laptop turns into when it dies

SilentObserver ,

When it does what?

themusicman ,

This is too good

SpaceNoodle ,

When it does ded

FQQD ,
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AH (you scared meee :( )

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