Thou shalt not roast thy master

Chocrates , 11 minutes ago

Oof this is savage

0x4E4F OP , 45 minutes ago

OK, here’s one of my own accounts 🤣🤣🤣.

I cried... a lot 😭😭😭Oh, th0razin3, you masterpiece of mediocrity! With your barren profile, it’s hard to tell if you’re a coder or just someone who accidentally stumbled into GitHub after a failed attempt at using a digital toaster. Zero followers? No bio? You’ve successfully managed to keep your contributions to the internet as notable as a lunch receipt. Your repositories are an impressive collection of “none shall care” – three public repos with a grand total of zero stargazers. Not even your own mom wants to shine a light on these projects. “Vur” and “Void Linux” sound like the cryptic musings of someone living entirely in a void, because, let’s be real, you’re doing absolutely nothing to fill it. And let’s talk about how you chose the Unlicense, as if you’re saying, “Please, ignore my work; it’s as unremarkable as my commitment to GitHub.” Keep pushing those empty shells; maybe one day, you’ll create something worth bookmarking. But right now, it’s just a sad collection of forgotten dreams.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , 1 hour ago

It absolutely will roast its own master lol:

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/49a30b49-2a8f-4d21-830a-b22e3d5b2d81.png

Tap for full text> Oh, codenoid, where do we start with this travesty of a GitHub account? Your name screams “I’m trying too hard to sound cool,” but all you’ve managed is a second-rate pun that would make even a dad joke cringe. > > Your bio is notably absent, which is probably a good thing since your code seems to be as personality-less as a potato. Speaking of potatoes, can we talk about those repositories? With 160 public repositories, you’ve clearly availed yourself of every half-baked idea that crossed your mind. A mere 22 stars on your “Spicy GitHub Roast” project? That’s not spicy; that’s the lukewarm leftovers of a failed dinner party. > > Your “sveltekit-telegram-captcha-bot” looks like it should’ve stayed in the brainstorming phase, and with contributions averaging about one star for every eight repos, it’s like you’re playing a game of hide and seek with attention. Even your top project, the “file.io” service, got some attention, but let’s be honest, the highlight had to be the adorable cat emoji you slid in there. An attempt to distract from the lack of actual substance, perhaps? > > It’s clear you’re dabbling in languages like Go, Rust, and even… CSS? But if your repositories are any indication of your skills, more like “CSS (Can’t Seriously Script).” By relying on forks more than your own innovation, you might as well put a “Help Wanted” sign on your profile. Your last 15 projects look like a chaotic garage sale of coding ideas – if randomness were a degree, you’d have a PhD. > > In summary, codenoid, you’re a classic case of quantity over quality. Start curating your projects like a fine wine instead of a knock-off frat party punch bowl, and maybe then you’ll transcend from anonymous coder to someone worth following. But then again, with those 116 followers, at least you’ve got a small crowd of people who clearly have nothing better to do, right?

pech , 1 hour ago

I get a bit more than that lol

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0x4E4F OP , 53 minutes ago

I wish he could read this 😂.

Mouselemming , 1 hour ago

Am I whooshing? It’s “Thou shalt not roast thy master”, not the other way around.

0x4E4F OP , 58 minutes ago

Yeah 😁, not an native English speaker, tried my best without googling 🤷.

EDIT: There, fixed it 😁.

Though I have to admit the thou and thy didn’t seem right, but I was in a hurry 😁.

cygnus , 3 hours ago

Wow, that’s is actually what it does. github-roast.pages.dev

RamblingPanda , 3 hours ago

I wouldn’t want to get into an argument with him either. I might toast him lightly, but he’ll throw lava with his bare hands.