We get, for some reason, a huge number of window replacement contractors coming door-to-door. Because I really want to be high-pressure sold $10k worth of low quality glass from the people who are running big enough marhins to put a full page colour ad in the local newspaper every day to go with their 6 hours a day of local TV spots.
I actually said to one “We’re a Linux household. Not interested in Windows” and slammed the door on them.
I now realize cocking a rifle would have made the effect even better.