Your money is still green! (lemmy.world)
My apologies for the terrible crop job (lemmy.world)
You gotta do what ya gotta do (lemmy.world)
\_🫨_/ (lemmy.world)
Intrusive thoughts (lemmy.world)
You would think it would make me feel better to know that every person has intrusive thoughts. But it doesn’t at all, quite the opposite....
My phone is not for phone calls (lemmy.world)
Could have been a text every time
Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month (lemmy.world)
At least they're not yeeting a baby at it (lemmy.world)
Nobody gets to tell me what to do! (lemmy.world)
Here for you like the east India trading company was there for South East Asia (lemmy.world)
ACAB (lemmy.world)
After extensive investigative journalism outside of my basement, I have completed my report on touching grass. (lemmy.world)
Alright, I got a new 30 pack of bush latte....
Sometimes the only way to win is to not play (lemmy.world)
Den Fujita's (the founder of McDonald's Japan) prediction for the year 2971 is a shitpost in itself. (lemmy.world)
Travel poster (lemmy.world)
I miss vegetables (lemmy.world)
"I'll do it tomorrow" Me when its tomorrow: (lemmy.world)
Peace someday (lemmy.world)
We all find peace. Few find it in this life. The rest in the next....
Rest easy (lemmy.world)
Totality (lemmy.world)
Having a heart attack? Call Rick P. (lemmy.world)
Hot take (lemmy.world)
Alternate title: are dogs idiots?
Pruod of your (lemmy.ml)
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