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partial_accumen , 7 months ago Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Doc: “Of course! Eighty-five miles per hour. If you’d let me get to eighty-eight, you would have seen some serious shit!” the cop fires his gun shooting doc in the chest BANG! BANG! Cop: “You were threatening me!” 20 minutes later Cop2 arrives Cop2: “Did you find anything in the deceased perp?” Cop: “I did! Its crazy! He had this letter on him predicting this entire chain of events. I looks like it was written in 1955!” https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a72571ee-3d3a-49e5-ac5d-e3fb0f112baf.png Cop2: “Huh, crazy. Well, where did you put his body?” Cop: “What?! I swear he was right over there! He’s gone now! I put two right in his chest! Could he have been wearing body armor?”
Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Doc: “Of course! Eighty-five miles per hour. If you’d let me get to eighty-eight, you would have seen some serious shit!”
the cop fires his gun shooting doc in the chest BANG! BANG!
Cop: “You were threatening me!”
20 minutes later Cop2 arrives
Cop2: “Did you find anything in the deceased perp?”
Cop: “I did! Its crazy! He had this letter on him predicting this entire chain of events. I looks like it was written in 1955!”
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a72571ee-3d3a-49e5-ac5d-e3fb0f112baf.png
Cop2: “Huh, crazy. Well, where did you put his body?”
Cop: “What?! I swear he was right over there! He’s gone now! I put two right in his chest! Could he have been wearing body armor?”