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FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t even accept a fist bump.

jscummy ,

What about other kinds of bumps?

PeckerBrown ,

Fuck, no.

I don’t smoke ditch weed, and I don’t smoke bitch weed.

NatakuNox ,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

Nah fam. If the blunt touched his lips already? I don’t want mouth VD

Xenon ,

Of course. Listening to him talk makes it clear that he must be smoking some really strong stuff.

captain_oni ,

Nah, man. Hearing him talk makes me suspicious that blunt is laced with some weird shit that’s going to make my hair fall down.

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

It’s ricin

FilthyShrooms ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7194f156-7f5a-4f9b-87c3-c7b4b5b35ded.png

herrwoland ,
@herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

I am really happy this is the top comment

tacosplease ,

Si

PrivateNoob ,

Free blunt, why not.

SGG ,

It’s not weed, it’s covfeve. You’d die in 30 seconds if you have any working brain cells. It’s how they weed out the RINOs

/S

Mr_Blott ,

Do you honestly have to put the /s?

SGG ,

For some people, sadly, yes.

People are weird man.

eratic ,
@eratic@feddit.uk avatar

(Preface: this is a joke and should not be taken as my real opinion)

Of course! (Satire)

/s (sarcasm)

Mr_Blott ,

I don’t get it

Edgarallenpwn ,
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

This is not legal or financial advice

eratic ,
@eratic@feddit.uk avatar

Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.

But your honour, I used /s afterwards

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

You joke, but I’ve found it to be necessary on Lemmy.

HellAwaits ,

Yes

/s

explodicle ,

Isn’t this the horse dewormer guy? It’s probably laced with something less fun and more dangerous.

SysWOW64 ,
@SysWOW64@lemmy.world avatar

this pic goes hard

TeoTwawki ,
@TeoTwawki@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry but my suspension of disbelief is ruined because that hand is too large to be his.

tostiman OP ,
@tostiman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s very close to the camera

FarceMultiplier ,
@FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca avatar

Dickhead, holding it in doesn’t get you more stoned.

He’d have the shittiest ditch weed, I’m sure.

Tillyrblue ,

Yeah I would. I don’t like the man but I feel the conversation and session would be legendary

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