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TimeNaan ,

Who the fuck dives with their cigs on them?

Vampiric_Luma ,
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

You don’t carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear?

But what if a marine biologist shows up???

CarbonatedPastaSauce , (edited )

That’s completely ridiculous.

I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater.

Which is good because I’ve never had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.

InfiniWheel ,

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

Like free cigs apparently

3TH4Li4 ,
@3TH4Li4@feddit.ch avatar

Who the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

They exist. I was married to one.

edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn’t.

quicksand ,

Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first

Lt_Worf OP ,

You have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.

realitista ,

Hey babe, want a soggy cig?

ScrollerBall ,

Just the Tiparillo…

TheBlue22 ,

Why does she have makeup

HOW does she have makeup

SomeoneElse ,

Do marine biologists usually scuba dive naked?

Lt_Worf OP ,

Yeah

Anticorp ,

I can’t tell if that’s a painting or a picture. If it’s a painting, then that’s amazing artwork for any era, but especially for the era in which it was created. If it’s a photograph then that woman is stunning.

quicksand ,

It’s a painting, but yes

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