"Well, looks like we've got ourselves a reader!" - Bill Hicks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PM67hjv4iM
Source: web.archive.org/web/…/1686577249410252800?s=20
Hill Hicks Short Vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_aaECIey0M
Full Joke, Waffle House: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwkdGr9JYmE
Edit: links not working, added alts.