EmperorHenry , 7 hours ago

yeah, and then you’ll have to spend money per month on each individual feature you want to use.

carwash mode, can’t take it to a carwash without carwash mode or else all the internal components will be flooded and ruined forever

You need to pay extra to be able to go full throttle

and to even charge the damn thing after you buy it, you need to register with the service that connects it to a centralized control.

Yes that’s right, tesla cars won’t allow themselves to be charged until you register with the service that connects it to the internet. y’know, because privacy is just so uncool now!