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thetreesaysbark ,

I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

“for easy use”

For WHAT use???

Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it’s made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn’t flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.

IndiBrony ,
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unzips

No, don’t stop. Tell me more.

No_Eponym ,
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D-I-Why?

LesserAbe ,

For making porn of course

FelixCress ,

Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.

idiomaddict ,

That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.

I’m sorry about this already

Technus ,

And think about this: unlike celery, it’s a true calorie-negative snack.

Cause, you know, thermodynamics.

cRazi_man ,

“Organic handmade”

Lost_My_Mind ,

Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.

4oreman ,

🫥

lauha ,

Did manga artist write this?

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