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Evil_Shrubbery ,

Toilet rise watering.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

The only time in my entire history of dating where I got invited into her house, I took a shit in the toilet and clogged it so hard it overflowed when I flushed.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

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Evil_Shrubbery ,

(Just realised “I use Arch” cannot be written using only three words, weird)

blackn1ght ,

burnt my toast

Trainguyrom ,

I’m on a toast kick and that hit harder than it should. A couple of other toast themed ideas:

Toast got cold Toast without butter

psycho_driver ,

Toast without butter is more in the vein of torture porn.

blackn1ght ,

I wonder which of these answers in the thread give genuine locations on what 3 words…

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Mustache jizz giveaway

SteveXVII ,

Donald Trump exists

KingJalopy ,

It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don’t scare them!

SteveXVII ,

It’s a German fairytale. (I wish.)

cosmictrickster ,
@cosmictrickster@lemmy.world avatar

Four more years.

cordlesslamp ,

The condom broke.

Cordyceps ,

God creates man

absGeekNZ ,
@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz avatar

Technically not cannibalism!

psycho_driver ,

Tried but died.

rothaine ,

Hi hi

We’re your plumber girls (uh huh)

And have we got news for you (you better listen!)

Get ready all you plumbing girls

And leave that poop knife at home!

Toilet water rising

Confidence getting low (how low girl?)

According to my estimate

This shit’s gonna overflow

deadbeef79000 ,

Good dog, stay.

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