Late for work

LastoftheDinosaurs , 5 hours ago

10+ years of this and never regretted it. Need to use a vape pen when in the office. Synthetic urine exists.

ggppjj , 5 hours ago

Synthetic urine exists.

Yeah, but it never tastes quite the same.

SidewaysHighways , 4 hours ago

But it’s still sterile though, and I like the taste

ggppjj , 4 hours ago

But it’s still sterile though

Not the way I use it, it’s not.

pigup , 4 hours ago

NECESSARY?

activ8r , 3 hours ago

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tourist , 4 hours ago

I cannot work while high. I’ve seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.

Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.

Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.

LastoftheDinosaurs , 4 hours ago

You might have a normally functioning brain, though. This is essentially a self-medicating starter pack for people with ADHD.

PenisDuckCuck9001 , 2 hours ago (edited 2 hours ago)

Drinking coffee all day then smoking some weed at night is so much better than drinking coffee all day and then drinking alcohol. This works better for me than any cocktail of adhd medication I’ve ever had or been prescribed. It’ll be a sad day when they finally get delta hemp banned.

LastoftheDinosaurs , 2 hours ago

Yeah, I agree with that 100%. I need to try smoking only at night and see how that goes.

TheMightyCanuck , 4 hours ago

Also living places without draconian laws also exists

LastoftheDinosaurs , 4 hours ago

I completely forgot there were alternatives to this.

TheMightyCanuck , 4 hours ago

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