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spaghetti_hitchens ,

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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kindenough ,

Kid looks quite unhappy with all his cool gear.

everett ,

You’re not allowed to smile when you’re playing with power.

rivvvver ,
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that kids dad works at nintendo

FlyingSquid OP ,
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They found the one kid who was telling the truth.

havid_dume ,

why is there a salami in his gameboy

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That was a novelty cartridge for the hit game Super Salami World.

MarcomachtKuchen ,

Why Is there no salami on your game boy?

MeatsOfRage ,

What else do you put in the snack slot?

pigup ,

Turbo salami

CodexArcanum , (edited )

I believe it’s actually an oversized red cartridge that has some distortion over it (thus the “meaty” texture). I remember these carts, but not this specific one. It could be a game with a rumble or an accelerometer (like WarioWare Shake or Move whichever had the weird cart), might also be a cheat device like a game genie or game shark. I vaguely recall a third name in that race in the old days, and that might have been this red cart. I can’t find pictures now given the vague info I have (just endless photos of Pokémon Red carts.)

roguetrick ,

? Brother it’s just the top of a decal on his sweatshirt.

CodexArcanum ,

Hmmm, yeah, could be that too. Looks like there’s some more designs on his sleeve.

roguetrick ,
IkarusHagen2 ,

Why he playing the salami tho?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You clearly never had a Gameboy.

callouscomic ,

Most teen boys play with their salami.

Peppycito ,

Odds are high this kid was an insufferable little puke.

saltesc , (edited )

Yeah. He picked on me for being poor and my mother did her best by getting this…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b5bf74a9-0058-4f36-af0f-1c32785ebfeb.jpeg

…which was actually a really fun game. He threw it in the toilet, but I pulled it apart, dried it out, and it worked again.

Edit: Matt was his name. He got a girl pregnant in grade 9 and no one knows what happened to him after that.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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A lot of those LCD games sucked, but every so often there would be a decent one. Glad your mom was able to get you a fun one.

Really, it isn’t so much about the technology as it is what you do with it. I did have a Gameboy, but I have a much older brother and I inherited his Merlin and I probably played it just as much.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/16d5be50-5d25-417b-bf2f-b8da8ad0456c.png

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin_(console)

Anyway, there were some super shitty Gameboy games, so I hope your bully only had those.

saltesc ,

My dad got me a GameBoy Pocket many years later. Still got it and still works. Was my pride and joy, even though GameBoys weren’t all the craze anymore by then.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I had the original, but the games were super expensive, so I had three of them: Tetris, Super Mario World and Batman, to my enjoyment as a kid, in that level of suckitude. Tetris was fun until I beat it every time. The other two were too hard for me. Also, Batman just sucked as a game.

By the time the GBC and then the Pocket came out, I was in college and “too old” for “kids games,” so I played “real” games on a computer. Never had an NES and never bought another Nintendo product until the Wii. Now I wish Nintendo would put out a modern version of the Wii.

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