“But you are going to vote, right?”
“No, I’m going to sit here waiting for the dumpster to catch fire, the flames to jump and engulf me.” “Plus everyone around you. Please vote and help avoid it.”
“No, I only vote for the one person on top, don’t care about the THOUSANDS of employees and appointees that actually do the grunt work of running the country. And don’t bring up the Supreme Court, I don’t want to think long-term about anything.” “That is absurdly self-defeating.”
“bOtH cAnDiDaTeS aRe ThE SaMe LoL mUh NoN-VoTe iS mUh PuRiTeH!”