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EleventhHour ,
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thankfully, Jesus gives an H for ehfort

ininewcrow ,
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Person dies and arrives in the afterlife in hevaen … it looks like heaven but everything is a little fucked up. All water is actually alcohol, drinking alcohol doesn’t get you drunk, hamburgers make you high, Hitler is dancing around with children, everything is edible, you can speak any language but you have a really high pitched voice, there’s a constant slight smell of urine everywhere and angels are obnoxious assholes.

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

These are the people who want to determine the school curriculum and run the country.

some_guy ,

Not only am I stupid and uneducated, but I want you to know it!

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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He’s saying what we’re all thinking

Fester ,

The license plate says “fukcin”

Resol ,
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Jesus Christ? Who’s that? I only know our lord and savior Jesus Crhist.

(sarcasm)

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Knock knock

Hello, sir. I was wondering if you’ve heard the good nwes?

Resol ,
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Ah yes, I totlaly have.

PythagreousTitties ,

What are you, one of those elephant looking aliens from Mass Effect?

(question)

Resol ,
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I’ve never played that game so I have no idea.

(serious answer)

PythagreousTitties ,

Basically they aren’t able to communicate properly so they label everything they say by saying the intent.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Oh right.

I should’ve used /s when I could.

PythagreousTitties ,

No. That’s even worse. You can just use regular written language. It’s worked fine for the last several thousand years.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Alright.

sleen ,

If you love Jesus Crhist, Jesus Crhist will love you back

joshoff , (edited )

In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.

Also acceptable.

Senseless ,

no ragrets!

db2 ,

I can’t find that one image of the dumbass who carved “JESUS” in to his forearm, so pretend I did and you’re looking at it.

CheesyFox ,

jesus hrtist

Cheradenine ,

Cris Heist

saltesc ,

I read that as an an explicit on itself. Like, “Jesus Christ! How bad is this?”

I know it’s not intended that way, but it’s clever. Like a self-sustaining joke.

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