Sorry everyone, you'll have to go elsewhere now

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , 11 months ago

I really don’t want to think of that when I’m trying to be aroused. You monster.

NotSpez , 11 months ago

Can’t wait for him to rebrand xvideos to twittytitties.com

HerbalGamer , 11 months ago

Titter.

SuperApples , 11 months ago

Well, x.com itself is already blocked in Indonesia, and probably in other countries, too ¯_(シ)_/¯

niktemadur , 11 months ago

Oh look! It’s musk! Because we don’t see that stupid face enough times every day already!

Let’s keep these people living rent-free in our heads as much as possible, giving them all the attention in the world, waddya say? That’ll show 'em, that’ll teach them a lesson, and I’m sure it’ll be just fantastic for our mental health!

MargotRobbie , 11 months ago

But it’s fun to laugh at Elon Musk and his “genius” ideas, everything he did after he took over the app formerly known as the bird app has been pure comedy gold.

Zetaphor , 11 months ago

You might find this userscript useful, I put it together for this very reason

greasyfork.org/…/471718-lemmy-post-keyword-filter

NocturnalEngineer , 11 months ago

Don’t give him ideas! He’s not smart enough to understand its meant to be satire.

can , 11 months ago

Sad that I only was sure it was fake half way through

EdibleFriend , 11 months ago

100% would not bat an eye at this headline.

70ms , 11 months ago

Same. :|

Dee , 11 months ago

Shit, I wasn’t sure until coming to the comments. This would absolutely happen in our timeline.

Llcooljessie , 11 months ago

It’s only unbelievable due to the speed of closing the deal.

db2 , 11 months ago

Poe or not Poe… nobody knows…

Crackhappy , 11 months ago

I feel like I should understand what you mean but I’m lost. Would you mind explaining the joke?

janWilejan , 11 months ago

db2 can't tell whether this post is satire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law