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0x4E4F ,
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Nope, never happened to me… maybe it’s because I don’t have any of that stuff.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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I won’t lie, I’m curious how bad it could be on a scale on 1-10.

0x4E4F ,
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Probably like an 8 or a 9… I’ve had my banjo string torn like twice, wasn’t nearly as bad, probably like a 4 or a 5… a lot of blood, you’re like “wtf happened, did I fucking murder her 😳”, since I thought it was from the other party. But, still, it wasn’t that bad, like having a minor self-circumcision.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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This is one of worst things I’ve read before bed lol, now I can’t stop picturing how bad it could be. But you also learn a new term everyday.

0x4E4F ,
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Trust me, it really isn’t that bad… it looks like it really is bad, cuz you got a piece of your dick just dangling from it, and as I said, there was a lot of blood, but it really isn’t that bad. In fact, now I get to pee straight. Before that, the frenulum (banjo string is a slang) would actually push the urethra downwords when you pull on the foreskin, so I’d have to leverage that by pulling my thing up to make it pee at the angle I wanted. I always made a mess, pissing all over the toilet 😂. Now, it’s just point and shoot, it goes where you actually point it to, not where you think it should point to, based on how much tension there is between the urethra’s opening and the frenulum 😒.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Lol Ahhh this story keeps getting worse. 🤣

0x4E4F ,
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🤷 🤣

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