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Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

So I see guerrilla marketing has made its way to lemmy. It was bound to happen eventually.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t mind if someone guerilla markets a cool nightstand duck lamp to me.

sebinspace ,

For those interested…

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

But he’s lying down though

ledtasso ,

Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol

Timecircleline ,

Yup lol

lemmy.world/comment/7691490

MudSkipperKisser OP ,

Yep! And since you can tap him anywhere to turn on I’m starting to think the X is truly meant to be a butthole (not an on button like I initially assumed)

grue ,

I’m amused at the notion that you initially thought he required an anal fingering in order to turn him on.

MudSkipperKisser OP ,

Well maybe he was just that kind of duck, I’m not here to judge

Norgur ,

A duck walked up to my sleeping room stand and he asked the zombie next to the stand quak quak quak
"Hey, got any... sleep?"
Zombie in bed said that he did not but finally getting any would be really hot, so mind dimming your light?
The duck said "I might"
Then he collapsed on spot

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

me too duck, me too.

MudSkipperKisser OP ,

My exact words to him when I finally laid down in bed and met his horizontal gaze

prex ,

I really want it to wave its legs around helplessly when your alarm goes off.

Dendrologist ,

Sadly his battery life is crap though. Doesn’t even last an evening before needing charged again

MudSkipperKisser OP ,

Since you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

If you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish.

Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.

MudSkipperKisser OP ,

Then I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back

LemmyKnowsBest ,

oddly poignant

MudSkipperKisser OP ,

Yes!!

starchylemming ,

i hope it quacks when you smash it

MudSkipperKisser OP ,

If he weren’t the equivalent of a nightlight, which should arguably be quack free, I’d definitely agree

Tangent5280 ,

Aw he looks sad

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