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dylanTheDeveloper ,
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1995ToyotaCorolla ,
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Would you rather fight one car sized duck or 1000 duck sized cars

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Car sized duck. My shins can’t take a thousand metallic boxes attacking em. Atleast I can kill the duck (I’m sorry ducky)

DharmaCurious ,
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Iunno, mayne, I had ducks. Them fuckers are brutal when they find a frog, fish, et cetera. I don’t wanna be gobbled up. But if I’m fighting duck sized cars I can just stand at the top of some stairs or go into a tall building.

theblueredditrefugee ,

Why you say nun but not use the nun emoji 🧕🏻

byroon ,

The duck is not bigger it’s just closer.

elvith ,

Duck update? !outside is leaking again, isn’t it?

THEDAEMON ,

There is nothing there to leak (i wish there were🥲).

nifty ,
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Maybe that is a toy car? Or giant inflatable duck? I refuse to accept constraints to reality.

Hjalamanger ,
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I have seen a duck boat (in Stockholm, Sweden were I live) as big as a car but sadly I have no image of it

sentient_loom ,
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It’s an Australian duck.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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LET’S BREED KANGAROOS AND DUCKS! SCREWDRIVER DICKS AND BADASS KICKING ABILITY!!

SaltyIceteaMaker ,
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So uhm how do i unread that

ivanafterall ,
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I'd prefer proportional emoji. Either the duck should be barely visible or the car should be most of the message.

humorlessrepost , (edited )

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HerbalGamer , (edited )
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balderdash9 ,

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