Make sure you know what your kids are up to.

lowleveldata , 7 months ago

A respectful working mother

Raxiel , 7 months ago

When my eldest was four she had a hundred kids, the eldest of whom was 1 million years old.

And also a cat.

Amends1782 , 7 months ago

Totally happened with a 4 year old

prettybunnys , 7 months ago

The capability for children to immerse themselves in a fantasy world and act is astounding, this is absolutely believable to anyone who has ever had a child

Frankly we ought to get some toddlers in the writing room for some movies, we’ll get some really well thought out nonsense

volvoxvsmarla , 7 months ago

Our daughter is just 2 years 3 months old and she is already singing made up melodies and lyrics. A couple of days back she made up a song about new bushes (whatever that is). Her friend (3,5 years) jammed with her dad on a keyboard and started singing very creepily “it sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, and then it died”.

What I love most about what kids say in these young years is that it is so freaking random. As a teen I loved dadaism and absurd theater and all this random stuff coming out of toddlers is absolutely golden. It sounds like a Merz poem at times. I can absolutely imagine a four year old telling a story about a cleaning lady with 5 kids and a husband.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP , 7 months ago

The bush sr and jr are the old ones

Decoy321 , 7 months ago

This was the basis for the webcomic Axe Cop. It was started back in 2009 by the Nicolle brothers. Malachi (who was 5 at the time) thought up the story, while his brother Ethan (who was 28) drew them into comics.

dukk , 7 months ago

Love it. Plot’s already more interesting than any recent movie I’ve watched.

marche_ck , 7 months ago

Carlin is the rizzler the girl gave her gyatt to.

siha , 7 months ago

the urge to shoot and stab anyone who says that…

marche_ck , 7 months ago

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