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LittleTransPunk ,
@LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world avatar

I’m autistic, I can’t even pretend to read minds

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

You would like that, don’t you?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Joke’s on you. I’m not a superintelligent being with near-omnipotent power!

Wait…

TheLurker ,

Here is a question for the mind readers out there.

Why do I have a face of post-nut clarity when I’m only standing here looking at you?

Trick question. 😉

KSPAtlas ,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

No, you freak!

jopepa ,

In these comments: competing camps of potential mind readers.

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

You son of bitch!

CPMSP ,

Yes, your head looks like a testicle.

Beardsley ,

24

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

And now on the Mouse Organ

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bottom draw , back left, just behind the jar of teeth.

Sabre363 ,

Wtf was that guy’s name? Shit, he’s asking a question, say something so he thinks you’re paying attention

“Damn, that’s sooo crazy!”

Crap, he’s staring. Did I say the wrong thing? Fuck, say something else

“Sixty nine”

brown567 ,

Mind goblin deez nuts

lazylion_ca ,

Kind of like baloney, but with a gummy texture.

andrew_bidlaw ,

Yes, I have a dick.

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