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Toes , in We can do anything.

And it bankrupt them in the process 🪿

Gork , in Inventory slot rule

visible arousal

Gork , in The Air BnB Market is very competitive

Ctrl-C! Ctrl-V!

uis ,

youtu.be/o_QHRvjYoXw

toomanypancakes , in A picture is worth 1000 words
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go “aaaaaahh!”

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait. Back up; you’re going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.

eRac ,

They are trans.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I figured that’s where they were going with that comment, but didn’t want to assume

I can’t believe the amount of trans people on here - not that that’s a bad thing by any means.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t think that the penis was removed though, just turned basically inside out?

eRac ,

There are various methods, but from a practical standpoint it is gone regardless.

toomanypancakes ,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

Sorry for the confusion!

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

how does the pee stuff works in that case, you still have a urethra? does it come from a hole now?

toomanypancakes , (edited )
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It’s a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

that’s so cool, medicine came so far, we can just swap body parts like that

SkyezOpen ,

Can’t wait for plug and play cybernetics. Hang on babe lemme switch out my daily driver for the vibrating turbo-pounder 9000.

eestileib ,

Dickectomy

disguy_ovahea , (edited ) in A picture is worth 1000 words

Don’t stick your dick in these holes

youtu.be/cTWhSL0TKq4

Track_Shovel OP ,

Is… Is that Jack Black?

disguy_ovahea ,

Yup, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

It’s called Mr. Show and you should totally watch it.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0112084

Track_Shovel OP ,

What platform

disguy_ovahea ,

Looks like it’s on Max right now.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Thanks a bunch. I will check it out, glued to my basement couch, due to this infernal heat wave.

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/c0cf3445-bc69-46cb-85d0-6f0c8eac1aa3.jpeg

Anyolduser ,

The fuck did I just witness?

disguy_ovahea ,

The brilliance of Mr. Show. Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, and Jack Black.

nothing , in Boop

Boop!

Resol , in Breaking News!
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Most professional open letter of all time. /s

Resol , in Kids and their computers these days.
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder why my computer still has yet to contract Covid.

Wait, isn’t that a good thing?

Stalinwolf , in We can do anything.
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Le reddit we did it doggos!

OldManBOMBIN OP ,

+1

souless , in dumbass

Seeing his behavior at the RNC recently he is nothing short of a selfish, pompous asshole who thrives on the postitive reinforcement generated from the dumpster fire of his own ego.

snausagesinablanket , in A picture is worth 1000 words
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ff07186a-1380-4252-ba7e-267910466229.gif

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side

Fades ,

Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted

capt_wolf ,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

https://media.tenor.com/tOdmOflab94AAAAM/nipthetip-guillotine.gif

Socsa ,

I’ll take two

Kecessa , in And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂

Kinda weird, for dogs that would be like if we could becomes parents at 8 or so…

postnataldrip , in A picture is worth 1000 words

Gory hole

Godnroc ,

Someone’s certainly taking the L here.

ShinkanTrain , in Loading like a 90's dell computer

Autistic people:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/914b48bf-7330-45da-8c03-dccd1c74b774.jpeg

Lost_My_Mind , in Inventory slot rule

I’m confused…why do you want Shrek to be violent and horny?

AreaKode ,

… Why do you not?

GiveMemes ,

youtu.be/dpNeAtMR1As?si=5xWl2Cz74B9-MczP

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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