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AgentOrangesicle , in A WHAT NIGHT?
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I would be doing what I was doing at the time: eating breakfast cereal and scrolling through channels, disappointed that I couldn’t find my cartoons.

Pregnenolone , in Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

I feel like I’d be good at a prostrate exam. I wouldn’t have to do much. I guess it depends on the questions though

FReddit , in Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

Prostate

flambonkscious ,

Touché

JohnDClay , in Not even a wolverine giving me prostrate exam would get this info from me .

That is quite the title

mod_pp OP ,
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You fancy wolverine giving you prostate

betterdeadthanreddit ,

That’d be a huge “ack!”, man.

Chariotwheel ,

I mean, he doesn't have his claws out all the time. So it just really depends on how good Logan is with prostate exams.

pjhenry1216 ,

Tbf, it says "a wolverine", not the wolverine. A wolverine is a real life animal.

Chariotwheel ,

Right, I missed the "a". Thank you.

pjhenry1216 ,

No worries. They also said "prostrate", so who knows if it's a typo or not. Could still be referring to Logan I guess.

Endomlik ,

I was thinking Patrick Swayze from Red Dawn since they said “a” wolverine not “the”. Thought I could pick.

FlyingSquid ,
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Honestly, I’d rather have my prostate examined by the former. Just one snikt and done. The animal would claw his way in.

Drgon ,

Daken would be the best wolverine for the job, he knows his way around down there

Klear ,

He’s the best there is in what he does, including prostate exams, but they aren’t very nice…

Sivecano , in Everything has its ownl tool

The knife of equality

eager_eagle , in Ducks and how to make them pay
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I enjoy this interpretation

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtHWnB-7k0

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uzay , in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

Nah, they know what they’re doing. If their customers had children they’d stop having sex all the time.

timetraveller , in Remember your training and you will survive

If you see two out in the field, drag two back and use one for shopping, saves at least an extra life per turn.

I’m doing my part.

Noodle07 , in Remember

No, baba is you

Annoyed_Crabby , in makes sense when you think about it

Think outside the box for once, Amy.

https://images.deliveryhero.io/image/fd-my/LH/b53g-hero.jpg

udon , in Corpse:water ratio

Yeah that’s all fun and games, but nobody is asking whether the corpse has a living human:water ratio they are comfortable with

ThisGuysNeverSerious ,

One is a personal friend of mine, and he said, “If you don’t like it? You can get out!!” He’s American and also does not exist for legal reasons.

Nika03 , in im dead

Two fat hoes

Lammy , in The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

*quality condom companies

devd2000 , in Based on a true story

+1 for Beavis and Butthead.

Lammy , in Remember

I get it

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