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tox_solid , in Choose wisely
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The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

pagshile ,

I took it to mean that there was a stretch of 17 years when everything was fine but then one day, disaster struck.

DeathByMagikarp ,

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked

kaklerbitmap , in DON'T
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I tried so hard to don’t I overcorrected and did

Gamey , in lol

Outside burns and stinks all the time!

FlyingSquid , in lol
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Outside isn’t a post-nuclear Hellscape. Yet.

ImplyingImplications , in Y'all best be ready for the political memes, starting earlier and earlier every year :P

Somewhere Ben Garrison is nodding in approval

Gamey , in x last night

It would definitely fit that instance too, it’s also some quality shitpost and could fit in political communities as well so kind of a universal one if you ask me!

Geth , in Choose wisely

Eating too many donuts and bad diet in general have long term consequences that leads to millions of deaths everywhere and every year. 17 years is probably enough for those consequences to catch up to you if you’re doing a particularly bad job of it, but by that time it’s hard to make the connection anyway.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Look at Mr doom and gloom here. Don’t lift weights, you are going to die. Don’t eat donuts, you are going to die. Geesh

Geth ,

You misunderstand me. Go lift weights. You have a much better chance of survival.

can ,

Still gonna die

xthedeerlordx ,

You have a much better chance of survival. living a few extra years

kmkz_ninja ,

I don’t know, I just read some research stating that more people have died from lifting weights than from eating donuts.

ifGoingToCrashDont , in DON'T

I’m not seeing the issue here. If you’re going to crash, don’t.

Seismograf , in Yet another rebranding

Looks a bit like Woody Harrelson xD

Simulation6 , in 💀💀💀

At least they didn’t add a LOL at the end.

Ghost33313 ,
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Well... the Serbians could use Lots Of Love. <3

stebo02 , in Not sure...
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i recommend the uninstall button

ekZepp OP ,
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I’m trying to click on the X but nothing happen.

kiithwarrior ,

Fool that’s the install button now!

ekZepp OP ,
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😱😱😱😱

kitos , in x last night

The techie guys are also the ones with verified Twitter accounts and Elon Musk balls on their mouths in my experience so i can’t say i’m surprised if they deleted your post :/

ehrenschwan ,

A lot of us sadly are, but there are also ones like me with a strong affinity for open source and such. And we collectively join in the Elon hate.

gravitas_deficiency , in DON'T

Not even a little bit?

Rayspekt , in Yet another rebranding

You better stop the shenanigans or you'll get zucker punched.

teydam , in Y'all best be ready for the political memes, starting earlier and earlier every year :P

This is funny, we were just talking about this rift in my house. Really seems to be 2024s demexit or dem-enter

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