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JeffKerman1999 , in What has he done to deserve this?

Imperial US system is defined using the metric system…

grandkaiser , in Break science with this one weird trick

Firefighters hate this one easy trick!

doesntfuckingmatter , in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

So you can listen to music while you piss

Schmuppes , in I think my neighbor is hacking into my wifi so he can try to steal my beer wtf should I do?

Bamboo, dude. Will grow 100 ft tall in no time.

psycho_driver , in Rogan Khan

Joe started out life pretty bright but mountains of drugs later and he’s marginally bright.

demizerone ,

AlphaBrain turned him into a knuckle dragger. 😂

nickiam2 , in Oregonian driving

We have speed limits for a reason, why does everyone insist on ignoring them? Serious question, as I live in a mountainous area and cars are constantly crashing because people insist on speeding. The roads are winding and narrow with lots of traffic and wildlife, so you never really know what’s around the bend.

Gingerlegs , in well if you look at it that way

That’s right, ladies 😏

Stern , in well if you look at it that way
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

Even two inches can make a big difference, just ask the guy who shot at Trump.

db2 ,

Not to worry, he has a magical healing ear. A couple days with a maxi pad on his head and not even a scar!

Wogi ,

Tampon don just has a nice ring to it

Bishma ,
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A joke like that will get you dumped by Jack Black and fired by your agents. At least if you’re Kyle Gass.

downpunxx OP ,

Jack Black didn't dump anyone, he didn't want to get fucking shot on stage or have his family targeted by one of the 250 million firearms currently in American civilian circulation, primarily hoarded and used by MAGA right wing gun nuts. But do go on ........

Sam_Bass , in Rogan Khan

All you need to know about rogan can be found in fear factor reruns

jayk , in well if you look at it that way

how small are their legs??

jayk ,

or is this just parallax error?

Afghaniscran ,

Caught in a landslide?

Feathercrown ,

No escape from reality…

DistractedDev ,

The tape measure is fake. It’s only counting up one inch for every two real inches if you go by the markings.

db2 ,

Tell me you don’t know how to read a tape measure without telling me.

DistractedDev ,

Bro just look at the thing. No one has 6 inch legs. Those inch markers are very spread out.

candybrie ,

I can cover the whole moon with my thumb. Is the moon the size of my thumb?

If I hold a ruler about mid-chest, I can get this effect.

DistractedDev ,

Have you ever seen a construction tape measure like that with a width of half an inch? That’s what it would have to be in this picture for it to make sense. All of them I’ve ever had are one inch in width.

candybrie ,
db2 ,

Tell me you don’t know about forced perspective without telling me.

Skua ,

These are small

But the ones out there are far away

domdanial ,

It may be stretched or something but there are 16 marks in between the inch marks, it’s not like they skipped counting a line.

UnderpantsWeevil , in Rogan Khan
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That’s definitely his affect. But you need to also consider Rogan as this stand-in patsy for every snake oil salesman who can cover the booking fee.

It’s less some Mongolian barbarian from the steppes doing his best Conan impression while asking where wind comes from.

More Rogan playing the gullible rube at the County Fair who walks up through the crowd with a limp and asks the Miracle Cure Man whether his lineament oil really can cure every ache and pain. Then he gets a rub down, wiggles his knees, and starts dancing on stage in amazement.

So much of his show boils down to ads. Buy my Book. Buy my Bitcoin. Buy my Health Supplement. Buy my Political Candidacy. And just about everyone on that show pays for the privilege to be there.

Nuke_the_whales , in Rogan Khan

The fact that his show is always at the top of podcast lists, is proof of the brain rot so many people have.

Melvin_Ferd , in Rogan Khan

This post is a bot detector test in the rogan sub. New accounts farm karma using this and like 10 other posts. You’ll see them every month get reposted by the bot accounts trying to build karma so they can post in other places bypassing karma rules for new accounts. Really weird to see one of those posts here

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , in Peeble streamer on Doop
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If you think that makes you feel old, imagine if the person born in 2007 was your kid

Seraph , in well if you look at it that way
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Imagine if you had 6 inches swinging between your legs and it kept hitting your knees!

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