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PunnyName , in Part of a balanced diet

I feel heard.

Zippythezigzag , in Blue or red door?

Blue door for sure. I can invest early in a ton of stuff that would get me way above 10 mil. And in this economy, not investing was a mistake.

thejml , in Treat yo self

Sounds like you should go for “Subscribe and save!”

CafecitoHippo ,

Yeah. She could’ve saved 5% with subscribe and save!

hardly_alex , in BMW

These shitposts are too real

MajorHavoc , in All 50 states with the same naming convention as West Virginia

The United States according to Tars Tarkas, Jeddack of Mars.

Smurfe , in Part of a balanced diet

I can only eat green olives on a muffalata. One of the very few foods I don’t care for.

jayrodtheoldbod , in This company makes memes like a 80 year old who just discovered meme generator.

These are so bad that it makes me wonder if they’re careful acts of parody

VikingHippie ,

You’d think so, except that would call attention to how bizarre their product (expensive ai-generated cartoon porn? That’s what it looks like anyway…) really is

Tangent5280 ,

It’s like getting a zero on a true false test - even someone who doesn’t speak the language would be scoring 25-75, it would take an expert to score a zero.

myrrh , in All 50 states with the same naming convention as West Virginia

…my sister-cousins’ll vouch for west west virginia…

Spliffman1 , in Part of a balanced diet
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So are we doing olives now? Just trying to stay ahead of the curve

fritobugger2017 , in Part of a balanced diet

Marinate them in a bit of vodka for a relaxing evening repast

jayrodtheoldbod , in Who wins this?

gonna go with Mr Beast on account of I know who that is

sooo many elections get won this way

Spliffman1 , in Part of a balanced diet
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If you combine olives and beans I’m sure poop will be the inevitable outcome

turdsandwidge ,

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slashasdf ,
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Oh my god, why

alp ,

Someone took shitposting a bit too literally…

Spliffman1 ,
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So glad that post and the idiot who did it got removed

chinpokomon ,

If you’re ingesting anything, I hope that would be the outcome.

Spliffman1 ,
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Well without being too graphic I was alluding to a different more copious and fluid type of poop

PunnyName , in Toyoda

Reminds me of that “Toy Yoda” radio bullshit that happens years ago:

heraldnet.com/…/former-hooters-waitress-settles-t…

Anticorp , in Treat yo self

I think it’s Nate Bargatzki who talked about how he bought a refrigerator and then Amazon kept recommending refrigerators to him. He said “I already solved that problem, Amazon. Remember? You were there”.

Mnemnosyne ,

Interesting thing is they could do this smartly. You buy a refrigerator, and Amazon could keep track of average replacement age of that product, then about the time it’s due to be replaced, start sending you ads for another. That is when they would be useful.

Instead we get ads for the thing we just bought and I don’t understand why this practice continues. It can’t actually result in higher profits…right?

Bigmodirty ,

Yup. I needed to buy some thumb tacks once and now Amazon thinks I need them all the time….

djmarcone , in Well...that was anticlimactic

The US government has near zero credibility. I dgaf what they say wrt aliens.

It may just be a distraction but could be a psyop by the cia for some convoluted reason.

They do seem to be earnestly playing the alien card right now and aren’t letting it up.

That tells me that there will be escalation on this with some end goal in mind. And it will likely be another pain in the ass like their last one.

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