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db2 , in National System Administrator Appreciation Day

So do we get a free bag of quicklime to celebrate the occasion?

speaker_hat OP ,

If the system administrator permits, of course.

db2 ,
speaker_hat OP ,

wat?

DSAlKota , in Shitpost

Damn, Amy

sarsaparilyptus , in 2 days and zero reports. Well done for your good behaviour everyone

That’s a rabbit

TrismegistusMx , in Shitpost
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I’m in love.

somethingsnappy , in Kinda topical/tropical

No need to look this up. That has to be the one in DC near the white house. Food is pretty good.

amanaftermidnight , in :')

my thing now is to listen to a playlist of the one song but all the different renderings/covers/remixes. from Apple Bottom Jeans to Bad Apple to the mystery song.

NegativeLookBehind , in Shitpost
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Amys' Hersey highway is an interstate

Eccitaze ,
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Constantly backed up and slow moving?

PostmodernPythia , in Shamelessly stolen from that other site

Uncle Iroh?

CascadianBeam , in real

This happens way more than I’d like it to. Just be mid sentence in a conversation and remember it’s all pointless and one time I said I wanted to jump the bones of my 62 year old male coworker by accident because my brain didn’t remember what that phrase means.

doppelgangmember ,

Ooof… but did u jump them bones?

pensivepangolin , in A handy field guide to plant ID

IIRC there’s an episode of Jacobin Radio where they interview the author. Really fascinating, actually! I’ll dig around after work and try to find the link!

MystikIncarnate , in National System Administrator Appreciation Day

uhh, isn’t that this friday?

en.wikipedia.org/…/System_Administrator_Appreciat…

So you’re only about 5-6 days early?

speaker_hat OP ,

I posted it earlier so you won’t have an excuse to forget about it

MystikIncarnate ,

fair enough. hopefully enough time to print out some information about it and conveniently forget to retrieve it from the printer…

speaker_hat OP ,

System administrators love printing! Especially printer driver’s testing pages

MystikIncarnate ,

As a sysadmin, I approve this message.

doppelgangmember ,

Jokes on you, ill forget by next post! Sorry admins, we luv you

TheLobotomist , in Shitpost
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She’s my type

Ryan213 , in I hope Warner Bros. marketing is paying attention...
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“Ugh. It’s set in the 80s!”

JargonWagon ,

🎵 “I’m a friend of Dorothy! I’m a friend of Dorothy! She…is my friend!” 🎵

Instigate ,

🎶 Willies, willies, I love willies! 🎶

Ryan213 ,
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Sir, could you keep it down?

gon , in then beg.
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The absolute dommy mommy energy from CSM women is nearly overwhelming. I feel my humanity slip away whenever I see images such as these. I am devolving as we speak.

robocall , in crying
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I love room time

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