Stop ghosting him (lemmy.world)
i saw this in a dream last night (lemmy.world)
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A bloody good time! (lemmy.world)
My wife said I couldn’t do this to my car as soon as we saw it. She knows me so well.
You can drive for 1 minute in Hong Kong and cross a district. Your mind cannot comprehend this. (lemmy.world)
Alt text: A planned driving route on Google Maps, crossing the Wan Chai district in 1 minute.
I learned so much (lemmy.world)
Edit to say because I kinda feel bad now: I have nothing against English teachers! Please don’t send your mafia of learned lit nerds after me! …Or do, lit nerds are hot.
if you're hot, they're hot (lemmy.world)
The rules just don't apply to me tbh (lemmy.world)
The Bony-Eared Assfish Has No Goals (en.wikipedia.org)
“The bony-eared assfish may have the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate”...
They say the opposite of pro is con right?
Well if the opposite of progress is congress, then what’s the opposite of prostate?
It helps to set your preferred age range from 18-120 for full coverage (files.catbox.moe)
May the force... (lemmy.world)
It's just over when it stops (lemmy.world)
Oh no, anarchists! (lemmy.today)
When you donate, do you ever think of the person that gets your blood and how high their hospital bill will be? (lemmy.world)
Had me for a while there (lemmy.world)
Trout populations (slrpnk.net)
Just received an irl shitpost from a random text. (lemmy.world)
Never thought I’d get an irl shitpost before.