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Ep1cFac3pa1m , (edited )
@Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world avatar

Not entirely accurate since my bones probably have microplastics in them. Checkmate!

I_Has_A_Hat ,

Not if you burn it.

hardware26 ,

Plastic bag or my body?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Someone should maybe check-in with the people who run the Chinese takeout place.

FancyLad ,
@FancyLad@lemmy.world avatar

The real path to immortality is to convert your body into plastic, so you can slowly disintegrate and be dispersed into the great Circle of Microplastics

ALostInquirer ,

I think that may be plastination…?

FancyLad ,
@FancyLad@lemmy.world avatar

I saw that Body’s exhibit when it came to the local science museum. That’s really cool how the bodies were preserved and the man-hours that go into just one body are wild!

remotedev ,

🙂

DagonPie ,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

Wrap me in plastic when I die so you can mummify me forever.

CosmoNova ,

Nah, not if I throw it into the ocean it won’t. It’s remains will flush through my media consumption damaged, but otherwise semi-functioning brain long after the waves grinded it into microplastics.

thisbenzingring ,

If it makes it to the transfer station in my town, it will end up in the waste-to-energy plant. It’s not optimal but the system does treat the air it releases and the slag isn’t as toxic as coal dust. Just one of those expensive systems that’s a better use of land than to use it as a dump.

Draegur ,

Not if I thermally depolymerize it!

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

sets fire to the bag so it becomes smoke and goes into the sky to become stars

Blastasaurus ,

Man I haven’t seen a plastic bag going on almost a decade now. Seems so foreign.

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