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LouisGarbuor ,

Technically Lepidodendron wasn’t a tree, it was a fern. A fern that had bark and grew to 100 feet tall, but a fern nonetheless.

sndrtj ,

Lycophytes aren’t ferns.

Also tree ferns - not trees, but superficially resemble them - still exist.

At the same time, the largest extant lycophytes are maybe several tens of cm large, with most being far smaller.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

It’s just not-aged-enough coal which I use to power my smart phone box to look at the tree that will be transformed into that very same piece of coal.

FrostbyteIX ,
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I see a few of them when I take acid, some even have a weird coconut looking thing on them!

tetris11 , (edited )

Ben bir ceviz ağacıyım Gülhane Parkı'nda.
Ne sen bunun farkındasın, ne polis farkında.

Translation:

I am an old Walnut tree in Gülhane Park (Istanbul)
Neither you are aware of this, nor the police

Source:

FlyingSquid ,
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You don’t know how old I am.

AliceTheMinotaur ,

Your 42, so do not panic

FlyingSquid ,
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Or possibly 7.5 million years.

Kolanaki ,
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Oh shit. I’m able to see this tree in the image. Halp! I don’t wanna be in prehistoric times! They don’t have good porn!

Jimbo ,
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We don’t know that, maybe there’s awesome porn and we’re all missing out

Deceptichum ,
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Stonehub Cave has some of the finest hand carved erotic scratches around.

Damage ,

Oh yeah I’ve downloaded a bunch of them on my stone tablet

GreenMario ,

https://media.tenor.com/Vwn0Bw9jT-MAAAAM/the-simpsons-treehouse-of-horror.gif

Quick, do some of this it might fix the timeline!

idunnololz ,
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He coulda had it all had he just stayed for 10 more seconds 😔

Kolanaki ,
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“What’s a doughnut?”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!”

“Oh look, it’s raining.” Doughnuts fall from the sky

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