Best I can do for your mammoth blood is five bucks.
I’ve got to get it into a decorative vial, then I’ve got to store it until I find a buyer, and the market is super niche. If you had come in fifteen years ago when True Blood was all the rage, and the vampires were still out in the open, it would be a different story.
I imagine they just grafted it at a 45 degree angle when it was a sapling, and turned it into a 90. And wood bending when it’s young and keeping it going
I was gonna make a joke about the real cause being prolific polar bear activity then I realized they’re not in Antarctica and I would be corrected… On the internet. A fate worse than death.
That's just what They want you to believe. The government is just trying to cover up the truth about the eldritch gods waking up now that their frozen prison is melting. /s
Edit: I put the /s there just in case. You never know what people will take seriously.
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