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FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They can’t even separate two sentences but they think they understand virology.

some_guy ,

Hey, they did “research.”

finley ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/0dd05e46-84e5-4e46-8b93-4cd0da5247cc.jpeg

TexasDrunk ,

I want to break it up in a different way.

I need a pediatrician to see my son. Unvaccinated his pediatrician. Just kicked him out.

OfCourseNot ,
@OfCourseNot@fedia.io avatar

And how about a haiku?

Need pediatrician
My son unvaccinated
Just kicked him out

Wilzax ,

That’s not a haiku, it needs to be 5, 7, 5 syllables not 6, 7, 4.

The separation of lines matters, it’s not just 17 syllables.

OfCourseNot ,
@OfCourseNot@fedia.io avatar

Ha! You caught me! Well spotted!

But now seriously, I'll try to address your misconceptions:

That's not a haiku

It is.

it needs to be 5, 7, 5

Not really. That's like the definition for kids in school, simple but not 100% accurate. There's plenty of haiku with different metrics, even single syllable lines.

not 6, 7, 4

I count 5-7-4.

The separation of lines matter

Iirc in Japanese haiku are written in one line.

You are kind of right tho. I think it sounds better like 'He just kicked him out' but I was trying to making it just taking out words from the original post.

Wilzax ,

“Pediatrician” is 5 syllables on its own, so “need pediatrician” is 6.

Japanese haiku rules who? If it’s English and I can’t sing it to the Jacksfilms Haiku tune, I’m not calling it a haiku

OfCourseNot ,
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You are right on the counting. Thanks for the correction! I must've read '-dia-' as a diphthong, I don't think I've ever said 'pediatrician' out loud until now. Still a haiku anyways.

And that tune, almost none of the haiku fit the melody! For singing you have to take into account the accents and on beats. Don't get me wrong I had a good chuckle and may or might not start doing it myself but as a rule of thumb to recognize (or gatekeep) haiku is not the best.

Reading one-line haiku

finley ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/ff0f1e88-4a1e-4c6a-a9a1-60e8cc382cff.jpeg

58008 ,
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Someone should set up shop as a “vaccine realist” healer, with special vaccines that aren’t made by Big Pharma or which contain any trace of the illness-causing organism. But it’s just a nurse with normal vaccines, wearing a wizard’s cloak and covered in crystals. Illegal and unethical, sure, but if it stops these space cadets from killing themselves and their children…

AllNewTypeFace ,
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Someone could make a lot of money from these people by homeopathically “unvaccinating” them with placebo injections in which a portion of the offending vaccine had been diluted to the point where no trace of it remains.

TexasDrunk ,

That’s not how you unvaccinate someone! You take a jar of colloidal silver and rub it on a yellow onion. Let that sit overnight. Then you have to inject the onion with mint oil. Cut the onion in half. Make a small hole in each forearm (needle sized) and place the onion halves over them. You’ll need to leave the onion on there for 10 minutes per year you’ve been vaccinated.

ApathyTree ,
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Oh you are still on the old puncture method? Haha no, you just need to soak the onions with potatoes for a month and sleep with the slurry it produces in plastic socks for 3 weeks. This is the superior method, because it doesn’t risk the hole getting infected.

With the potato method, all the impurities soak into the skin on your feet which then peels off in a big sheet, so you can throw that vaccine away!

(I regret typing this but now that I have its there… describing degloving in positive terms did it for me… but they do that kinda shit…)

TexasDrunk ,

I was considering having them put the onion/mint/silver mixture over their eyes for a few hours, but your degloving went so hard that I’m just going to step back and let you have it.

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I mean in fairness these are the same wackadoos that deglove their children’s intestines with bleach enimas as a cure for autism and see the deglove excrement as positive proof of like worms or something… when it’s just them shitting out their own intestines…

So it’s not actually that hard… just I’ve read a lot from that sort of alternate nutjob…

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