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NegativeLookBehind ,
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Indorsed

breadsmasher ,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

What about outdorsed?

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

That should also work, as long as you have the right sovcit coupons

homesweethomeMrL ,

And stamps. Gotta have stamps and, like, a feather on a string.

PapaStevesy ,

Get the Wuzard to indorse it

dogsnest ,
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That’s quite the verbiage.

FlyingSquid ,
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Salesman: “This fucker is so much more than what I’m paid to deal with and the CFO is a prick.”

some_guy ,

I can’t beat that. Great take. First good out loud laugh of the day (it’s the weekend, I slept in, leave me alone).

proper ,
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

yeah the balance due is $0.00 … after a 100% down payment 😅

TheFriar ,

Right? “I want his car for free. So I gave them $60k and now I need some of that sweet voodoo magic to get it back”

SGforce ,

Also paid to have it registered and the extended warranty

SteveFromMySpace ,

I’m confused. Does this dipshit think he’s getting a free car?

AmbiguousProps ,

Yes

ArbitraryValue ,

Wait, did he already pay in full for the car? I don’t get it.

chemical_cutthroat ,
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No. The SovCit told the salesman that their 1099 would pay it, and the salesman was like… “Ok, so, cash then?” And wrote up a bill of sale with 100% cash payment on it. This would normally show payments and financing info, but the SovCit I’m sure is insisting that their magic money will pay for everything. Since the SovCit has no idea what they are doing, and the salesman has no idea what the SovCit is talking about, the salesman just told them to go up a level to get this sorted out. You don’t make commissions on SovCit bullshit, so turn and burn, on to the next sale.

_bcron ,

No, the bill of sale isn’t signed, it was just drafted. It’s not binding or anything. So he’s gonna send it to the CFO and the CFO is gonna be like “uh, okay…” and throw it in the recycling

DarkGamer ,
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Uff to be indorced by the wuzerd, the wenderful wuzerd of Ez.

Got_Bent ,

I looked up form 1099a and it’s issued by a lender who acquires abandoned property, so this guy issuing one makes no sense whatsoever. I guess he’s trying to claim that the vehicle is abandoned property? But since he’s not the lender, it means nothing.

So there’s a minute extent to which I can understand their whole private vehicle no license plate thing, horrendously misguided as it may be, but their concept that they just get to acquire any item they please for no money or other consideration is among the most nonsensical things I’ve ever seen.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Isn’t it? They think 1099a works for everything though.

Beldarofremulak ,

You can upload a pdf to delivery apps too. You just have to send them a hand written letter with your account information and a declaration that you are going to “upload the file as a citizen of Earth”. Then just have that letter notarized in international waters and mail it off from somewhere in Washington DC.

Red_October ,

I really wanna know what the thought is behind the notion that they can just submit the right paperwork and simply not have to pay anything for a new car. How can they possibly think that’s how this works?

mosiacmango , (edited )

They think they are “paying” for the car with a secret multimillion dollar bank account that every person has access to if they use the right “magic words.”

The problem with this magical thinking is that when they fail, they think they just need more magic words, so they get angrier and more dedicated to the process, generating more and more madness for themselves and others for consume.

ThePyroPython ,

It’s the same thing as religious nuts thinking all they have to do is “pray more”.

FlyingSquid ,
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The same way video game cheat codes work.

And I bet you there is a large Venn diagram overlap between SovCits and people who think we live in a simulation.

homesweethomeMrL ,

You just wanna say, “My guy, just steal it. It’s exactly as legal.”

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