Of course there were no dinosaurs! Have you never even looked at the Chinese Zodiac?

TexasDrunk , 4 hours ago

I went to a psychic who unlocked a memory of me in a past life riding a dragon. There were no dinosaurs there. If that doesn’t prove it then nothing will.

FlyingSquid OP , 4 hours ago

Take that, Flaunt Dribble!

Summzashi , 2 hours ago

Give that woman 25k right now

TexasDrunk , 15 minutes ago

She told me that for 25k she could actually send me back in time but it’ll be another 25k to bring me back with the proof. I’m starting a fundraiser and selling cookies to raise the money.

wildcardology , 4 hours ago

If everything is a lie, isn’t the Chinese zodiac also a lie?

FlyingSquid OP , 4 hours ago

Oh you and your logic.

ChonkyOwlbear , 4 hours ago

The Chinese zodiac doesn’t have a cat, therefore cats don’t exist.

FlyingSquid OP , 3 hours ago

No kangaroos on it either.

kometes , 1 hour ago

Tiger says, “what?”

the_toast_is_gone , 2 hours ago

I like the theory that ancient people found dinosaur bones somehow and just made up dragons based on what they saw.

FlyingSquid OP , 2 hours ago

Maybe, but it’s also not hard to imagine them seeing that there were reptiles of multiple sizes and they got bigger and bigger (maybe even crocodiles via trade or just native).

“This, but huge” is a pretty easy path to folktales.

funkless_eck , 1 hour ago

Dragons, if you accept any quadruped lizard such as a gecko or a bearded lizard, or a komodo dragon, as a dragon, still exist.

Crikeste , 1 hour ago

Same with dinosaurs: Chickens 😎

wait isn’t there a chicken Chinese zodiac? 🤔

cordlesslamp , 1 hour ago

Hey, I was born in the Chicken year of the Chinese Zodiac.

From now on, if asked, I would say I was born in the year of the dinosaur instead.

wunami , 1 hour ago

Be open minded

But not about dinosaurs apparently…