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Mr_Blott ,

Having listened to hundreds of audiobooks by professional voice actors from the States, each of which, if attempting a Scottish accent, had sounded like a Geordie shat out a leprechaun with a speech impediment that grew up on Bondi Beach, I would hate to hear this accent

Obi ,
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I’m not American and I have Scottish friends and visited many times, but still if I ever do the accent it’s because I’m taking the piss, there’s no way I can do it even 10% accurate.

Mac ,

I met a girl at music clinic who spoke with the British accent. we became friends over the course of the clinic and one of the last couple days she let me know it was fake. hilarious.

shalafi ,

Ex-gf was an amateur actress, long red hair, pale skin, grey eyes. Sitting at the back patio bar one night and she breaks out a Scottish accent with this group, pretending she’s just got here and is visiting. Guys are eating this up, everyone asking her questions. Good god this went on for a couple of hours and not a soul suspected. I sat there in awe, kept my trap shut.

WanakaTree ,

I did something like this once. I was meeting a friend at a bar and she was with another guy I never met. I had just moved back to the US from Germany, so she introduced me and said “he just moved here from Germany,” not realizing that it wasn’t clear I was American. So he starts asking me how I like it here etc, and I threw on a German accent and went with it (I speak some German too). I pretended that my English was a bit rough but could get by.

We hung out for like two hours and then when I got ready to leave I dropped the accent and said in my normal Midwestern American voice “Ok cool to hang with you bro imma head out,” and left.

TWeaK ,

I wonder if he’s levelled out now that he’s finally old enough to drink?

TexasDrunk ,

I want to know if that manager is still on heroin.

don ,

The manager cleaned up within a week, quit, became a day trader and is now a multimillionaire.

Meanwhile, anon has long since forgotten what his native accent was and still loves working at Hardee’s.

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