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reflectedodds ,

Standard operating procedure for high school

dohpaz42 ,
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And grad school.

GBU_28 ,

And experienced professional 😐

AVincentInSpace ,

I definitely have never done this before, no sir, not even once

pelletbucket ,

adrenaline is nature’s Adderall.

sazey ,

I once read someone make a point (more eloquently than me) that procrastination is your brain’s internal bullshit detector. For example, if a lion were to break into your room right now, you would get the fuck up and flee no matter how lazy/neet you may be. Therefore the matters you procrastinate on are a big old bag of hooey (according to your mind).

MindTraveller ,

I procrastinate on cooking and then complain that I’m hungry and there’s no time to make food. I think my brain is broken.

shneancy ,

your brain is fully aware that you can just have two handful of nuts and be good for a couple of hours. Just because your brain also believes that you gotta have a proper meal doesn’t matter

MindTraveller ,

I don’t have any nuts in the pantry because I don’t like them. My brain knows this.

EddoWagt ,

A can of Pringles, whatever

MindTraveller ,

Well thanks to my unhelpful brain I’m losing weight from not eating enough

sazey ,

Not missing a meal (or a few even) won’t kill you, try getting to a starving state and then see if your brain lets you park your ass on the couch.

Contentedness ,

If you leave it till the last minute, it only takes a minute!

quixotic120 ,

executives call a variation this “optimization”. oh it took you four weeks instead of five? do it in four next time. give me a 300,000 dollar bonus please

notaviking ,

Anon used ChatGPT to do the assignment, didn’t they

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