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Send_me_nude_girls ,

OP broke into a Chinese immigrants families house and got free food.

shundi82 ,

Reminds me of the Little Britain skit when Ting Tong opened a Thai restaurant in Mr Dudley’s apartment (couldn’t find it on YouTube, so I’ll link to TikTok, mea culpa):

www.tiktok.com/…/7207199023474691334

andrew_bidlaw ,

Anon frightened off a front for chinese international operations. He looked so weird they thought it’s an undercover agent.

Zron ,

Nah, there’s a Chinese place about 5 minutes from my house that is either some rich guy’s shitty project, or more likely, a money laundering front.

Place is never ordered from, only ever has the same 3 cars in the lot, and has been open for about 15 years. It survived COVID when half the restaurants in my city had to close up shop.

I went in once about 10 years ago, and the food was just god awful. No flavor and it looked like week old microwaved Chinese. The whole place was filthy and I was amazed it hadn’t been shut down.

No way that OP stumbled into a front and actually enjoyed the food, even if they were as high as the space station.

andrew_bidlaw ,

I agree with your conclusion, you usually don’t run the front for real to fly under the radar better. Maybe I thought about underground restaurants I’ve seen a couple of times targeting plentiful chinese tourists? I’ve been in a couple of these. Ground level, no signs, mute chinese personal, hierogliphs on the menu and just a word of a month from locals that you can fill your stomack for pennies there. Maybe they stumbled upon one such place and can’t recall where it was.

SuddenlyBlowGreen ,

> be me, chinese triad

> no fear

> hanging with fellow triad bros at our safe house

> suddenly, a weird unkempt man stumbles in at 1 am

> goes straight up to our most feared boss

> keeps repeating the word ‘food’ while staring at him without blinking for 5 minutes

> his eyes are as red as blood

> must be some kind of demon

> we give him food to prevent the wrath of the heavens

> he eats it, says something about explosions and stars

> leaves

> we’re all sweating, realizing that if we hadn’t given him food, he would have blown us up before going back to the stars

> everyone in that room fled the country, hoping never to see the demon again

> be me, chinese triad

> one fear

InfiniteStruggle ,

this was funny. I like you.

InfiniteStruggle ,

OP found a triad money laundering establishment.

jopepa ,

One family member has a real gift in the kitchen but just can’t convince the rest to go legit and make the restaurant honest.

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