That’s what they claim, but have you looked into it? It’s all about the racism with Elves. Elven child isn’t perfect, maybe born with Dwarfism? Sent to a Gnomish village and any connection is denied.
It might be nice, but is it worth getting tracked down and shot in the balls? Cause the third time I hear “Ya gotta good ass! For kickin’!”, I start taking out my frustrations.
A Keebler is not born, they are chosen. They drink of the lifemilk of lesser species. If you listen closely, you can hear the screams.
Don’t approach the Tree. Don’t fall for their deceitful delicious odors. And for the love you may have for those you leave behind, never accept a cookie.