Welcome to the Internet friendo! Now I must ask your attention for this unnecessarily long post to partake into your indirect attempt (yet it happened anyways) to trigger my emotions and my masculinity with your attempt to bruteforce common sense into our lovely community.
Please do apologize, or else I will forced to report you for ill-mannered behavior.
And if you reply to this, even if its the most sane-rational-intended – then you are a hater and you must cease any attempt to rationalization.
We are oppressed by the fascists enough as it is already.