Cats: “we shall evolve to be adorable and infiltrate the human civilization and become their gods!” humans tries to worship them by petting their lil feetsCats: “gah! Not like that!”
My best friend often got into screaming arguments with her boyfriend so her cat was suspicious of both of them. But me, he loved as I was always quiet and calm. Eventually he became my cat.
One time, I was sat on the left of my friend’s three seat sofa, she was sat on the right. The cat came out of a door to my left, jumped on the arm of the sofa to my friends right, then stood on her lap. She was very excited but tried to hide it and started stroking him. Then without breaking eye contact he walked over to me and laid in my lap.