As long as it is somewhat original, a new cat picture will never fail to make me happy. The Internet’s quintessential use will always persist. Cat pictures.
Government researcher: we’ve invented a way to make our research stored redundantly across the country, were now safe from nuclear war destroying our intelligence system!
The real trick is to cryptographically embed important information into cat pictures and disseminate them; if you ever lose all your proper backups, millions of people on the internet will have saved and spread your cat-backups, just need to find the pictures again
"Davis! Over to the counter, pronto! . . . No, Davis, the counter! Good god man, where did you learn to drive a box. Yes yes now I’ve changed my mind - over to the tree in the corner window! Top branch! Quickly now! Honestly, Davis, it’s a marvel I even keep you on some days . . . "
The back of the box is open. This suggest that the cat walks in the back and sticks its face out the front. However, now I’m left to wonder how Beans gets out? Do they back out or does the owner have to open the box on the front for Beans to walk out?