why is my house dusty?

Ziglin , 4 months ago

Nooo, you can’t do that to them! Just wait until they’re outside or something!

einfach_orangensaft , 4 months ago

ur house is dusty because of thr second law of thermodynamics

Viking_Hippie , 4 months ago

Isn’t the second law of thermodynamics that you do NOT talk about thermodynamics?

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 4 months ago

I though it was ‘A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.’

dr_jekell , 4 months ago

That’s Newton’s law.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 4 months ago

Newton’s law has to do with iPhones.

iiGxC , 4 months ago

No that’s the 3rd law. That way you can still talk about the first 2 laws

cupcakezealot , 4 months ago

my tortie honestly doesn’t care but my calico will basically go under the couch for the rest of the day :(

Fizz , 4 months ago

My guinea pigs will jump if I sneeze in another room but if I’m vacuuming their cage I have to push them away from the vacuum because they want to try and chew on it.

pancakes , 4 months ago

Solution: make your sneeze sound more like a vacuum

oce , 4 months ago

Greener solution: use your nose to vacuum their cage.

Potatos_are_not_friends , 4 months ago

Whenever I pull out the vacuum, I do a little 5 min routine where I warn them and do a little vacuum fake noise.

I think it works. My cats no longer have a lot of panic when I vacuum, and one even decides to get close to it now.

shadowintheday2 , 4 months ago

lol my cat actually meows and asks to be vacuumed

catculation , 4 months ago

My cat is not at all bothered by vacuum, he just sit on table and fall asleep while I am cleaning.

FlihpFlorp , 4 months ago

I feel it’s worth pointing out this post was right above it in my feed

Lath , 4 months ago

Looking around, I see all the spider bros are gone. Gotta clean up the webs soon.