This is Maisey. Maisey is my sisters dog. My sister lives in Ohio. Please don't eat Maisey. Maisey loves you.

fckreddit , 1 hour ago

I want to pet and boop Maisey.

Lost_My_Mind OP , 1 hour ago

She will try to lick you. She licks everybody who gives her attention. Except me. I taught her I don’t like being licked. So now I can pet her, and boop her, and (if my sister isn’t looking) give her small amounts of food. Znd she just snuggles up in my lap.

But she still tries to lick, and I say “heeey”, and she goes “Oh, right. Sorry”. And I go “it’s ok.” And then my sister comes over and is confused why she’s so obsessed with me, or my mom, whenever we visit.

But I’m the only one she makes an actual effort not to lick.

southsamurai , 23 minutes ago

Lick her back!

It won’t change anything about her behavior, but it sure is fun

Xanthrax , 3 hours ago (edited 2 hours ago)

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I’m not in Ohio, but please don’t eat Bruno either. He doesn’t taste great in Haitian recipes.

(He was referencing a racist Facebook post about Haitians)

Lost_My_Mind OP , 2 hours ago

It’s too bad you’re not in Ohio. I want Maisey and Bruno to be best friends!

EffortlessEffluvium , 4 hours ago

She’s sooo cute! I could eat her right up!

…

Wait!

goldenbug , 4 hours ago

THERE IS AN IMMGRANT HERE

Lost_My_Mind OP , 4 hours ago

Just eat her up, huh?

Gormadt , 4 hours ago (edited 4 hours ago)

Maisey wasn’t on the menu before but now…

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Jokes aside that’s a very cute dog