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Alice ,

I have a bad habit of ending sentences with “so”, mainly because I get that far before realizing the thong I’m about to explain is redundant.

Maybe I’m your evil twin?

667 ,
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Join Toastmasters and they will (quite kindly) help you rid yourself of this in a few weeks.

christian ,
@christian@lemmy.ml avatar

I have a bunch of habits I don’t like with how I respond to things said to me verbally.

For the longest time I thought I had bad hearing, always asking people to repeat things. At some point in the past few years I actuality started introspecting and realized that most of the time I have answers prepared by the time they’re done repeating themselves. My hearing is fine, but I have abnormally poor language processing.

Often I react to things by intentionally misinterpreting in an innocuous way, things like that. I never really liked it but pretended it wasn’t a thing. It’s a subconsciously developed strategy for buying time. Also why I handle talking one-on-one much better than groups, once two people start talking to each other I get too far behind the conversation and keep thinking of the things I would have liked to have chimed in with thirty seconds ago.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Hey

Are you me ?

Do we have flying cars in the future ?

christian ,
@christian@lemmy.ml avatar

I have extremely bad news about the future.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

We lose Cartoon Network. It’s… hard to cope tbh

kate ,

we have flying cars now they’re called helicopters

imnotfromkaliningrad ,

i need to crack my neck at regular time-intervalls due to me getting really emotionally uncomfortable if i dont do so.

andrew_s ,
@andrew_s@piefed.social avatar

Wanting to end all text communications with ellipses ...

dysprosium ,

You hate doing math?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

I know a couple people who do this and their texts always seem far more dramatic and loaded than they mean.

“Hey, thanks for doing x” - me

" You’re welcome…” - them

Uh oh - me internally.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

we should talk…
can you buy mangoes…

dysprosium ,

If I touch furniture, I also need to touch it with my other hand at least once

MadBob , (edited )

I did that a lot as a kid, as well as having to scratch e.g. my left arm if I’d just scratched my right arm. I had to put my first step on a new surface with my left foot and the last with my right, and I had a system of sort of aping something I’d just heard by grinding my teeth, which I still sort of do sometimes but only in my head because my teeth have grown in such a way that I can’t really do it any more.

I remember I used to eat a bag of crisps by holding the bag in my right hand and picking with my left, until one day I decided that was stupid, and rather than just giving up dictating which hand did what, I switched hands.

BuboScandiacus ,
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And thus the machine gained consciousness…

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