Dude, that’s some next-level nightmare fuel. So, your email’s getting hit harder than me on a weekend bender, and now some joker’s ordering a PS5 to a sketchy address? Sounds like a bad trip. First off, lock everything down tighter than a bottle of cheap vodka—I’m talking changing passwords, upping that 2FA game, and maybe even looking into a password manager if you haven’t already.
But honestly, if they’ve been poking around in your email like it’s a free-for-all, you might need to nuke that thing from orbit. I know it sucks to think about, especially with all those accounts tied to it, but it’s better than letting some cyber junkie run wild with your info. Maybe set up a new email for the important stuff, keep it under wraps like your last stash, and slowly start moving things over. And for the love of whatever, stay on top of your security game—ain’t nothing worse than waking up to a digital hangover that costs you more than your last bender.