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Hobbes_Dent ,

That person who ate the thing first.

i_stole_ur_taco ,

Especially if they died and taught everyone else to not eat that thing.

solidgrue ,
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Your mom. She makes a really good…

j4k3 ,
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Abraham of Ur - greatest impact on the world of any schizophrenic in history with an impact that still affects billions a few millennia later.

My #1: All the no-name forgotten people that did the right thing and won’t be remembered for it. Ages of memorable names are the worst ages for average people. Like, ancient Egypt might seem impressive, except that it existed in a world that was far more egalitarian elsewhere. All that still exists came at the cost of those that lived with and built it. The true GOATest of GOATs is like the greatest of thieves; if you know their name, they weren’t the best. That is just my middle aged take.

wuphysics87 ,

The Rock. Bad ass wholesome dude. And he was able to live with himself after The Scorpion King. GOATest GOAT material right there.

randomsnark , (edited )

Probably Wayne Gretzky? I don’t even know anything about ice hockey and I know he’s supposed to be the most dominant player of any sport. Like he and his brother have the record for highest combined goals of any pair of brothers: 2,857 by Wayne, 4 by Brent. If you take away all his goals, he’d be the highest scoring player of all time on assists alone. There have been 13 times when a player has scored over 100 goals in a season in NHL history: Lemieux (once), Orr (once), and Gretzy (eleven times in a row). He retired last century and still holds 57 records. I’m not gonna keep picking out examples but there’s a bunch more facts like this that sound like the old “chuck norris facts” meme but are actually true.

“If you don’t know anything about ice hockey why do you have all these facts on hand?” - I remembered seeing this kind of list before so I did a quick Google.

Edit: I’m seeing some different exact figures for some of these, but the general principle stands and I’m not invested enough in hockey facts to nail down which numbers are exactly right.

Zagorath ,
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If outlier status as a sportsman makes the GOATest GOAT, sorry Gretzky, but you’re second to the Don. Sir Donald Bradman averaged 99.94 in a 20 year career as a test cricket batsman. This is in a sport where only 4 other people even pass 60, and no other passes 62. Bradman even averaged 56 in a series where the opponents create a now-banned strategy specifically to thwart his dominance.

At more than 50% above number 2, the Don is the GOATest GOAT.

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