Alright. Ima be ur daddy and tell you have to shave in 3 minutes flat.
Acquire some BIC single blade razors
Head to shower, put it on steaming hot and apply steaming hot water to face. Getting a hot towel after getting out of the shower and leaving it on your face for a while makes a tough shave even moar comfortable.
Lather shaving foam all over face
Run BIC razor under cold running water and shave until your face is like a baby’s bum
Rinse thoroughly with cold water to remove all lather