What is the stupidest school rule you've ever had to deal with?

livus , 3 months ago

Got detention for having the wrong shoe texture.

Texture.

JusticeForPorygon , 3 months ago

What was the texture? What was the texture supposed to be? We’re missing valuable context!

andrewta , 3 months ago

they wore alligator skin shoes and not beaten baby seal skin shoes.

CanadaPlus , 3 months ago

Classic mistake. When in Yellowknife, do as the Yellowknifers do.

ouRKaoS , 3 months ago

My guess is suede instead of smooth, shiny leather.

…don’t ask me how I know that.

livus , 3 months ago

@ouRKaoS is right, it was black suede leather instead of normal leather.

Dress code didn't say anything about level of shine though, it just said black leather brogues.

Jimmycrackcrack , 3 months ago

chewy

Zuberi , 3 months ago

This is a bot ^

sramder , 3 months ago

“Students may not bring anything inappropriate to school.”

maynarkh , 3 months ago

Yeah I’ll leave my penis at home

sramder , 3 months ago

I pointed out that you could stab someone in the eye with a pencil making a basic tool of learning into a wildly inappropriate object. It was really rough doing all my work in crayon ;-)

platypode , 3 months ago

I got suspended once because someone “punched” me as a joke. By the letter of the regulation it counted as a fist fight even though (a) we weren’t fighting and (b) I didn’t do the punching. Good times.

Uranium3006 , 3 months ago

Schools are pro bullying and this stuff is part of it

whysofurious , 3 months ago

Lol similar things to me but only with a disciplinary letter saying I was being punched. We were joking, it was not a punch (it was more like a ticklish thing that I exaggerated a bit), and we had both to go in front of the school principal. Wonderful

ouRKaoS , 3 months ago

Zero tolerance fighting rules are the dumbest thing ever. I told my daughter if she ever got hit at school, beat the fuck out of them until I get there and then we’re going for ice cream.