My Spanish is mediocre, but typically can get me from A to B without a lot of misunderstandings. I was driving back from the Mall in San Juan, Puerto Rico, and my very British GPS decided to route me via "Calle Ajore." Now everybody uses abbreviations for the word "street" - and in Spanish uses "C." For "Calle" just like English uses "St."
So, I'm battling traffic, and Lady Winifred Windsor the GPS advises me to "Turn right to see a whore."